Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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