no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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