from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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