He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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