If i come over, it means nothing
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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