He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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