I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.