And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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