You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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