What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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BRING THE BAGELS
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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