If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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