i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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