Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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