Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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