I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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