I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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