wat bout pragnant strippers??
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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