I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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