i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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