let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
