worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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