Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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