I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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