This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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