I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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