i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just want to make out with him forever
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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