wat bout pragnant strippers??
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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