i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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