I don't usually arrange sex via text message
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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