My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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