Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
