im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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