yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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