I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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