Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
why is half of my head shaved?
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