Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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