I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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