I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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