this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We got so high we made milksteak
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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