she woke up with a sticky ear
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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