We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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