Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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