There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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