Christians are straight up FREAKS
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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