If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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