Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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