TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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