no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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