Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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