..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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