I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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