I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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