I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
