I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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