Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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